Title: Apartment Shopping
Characters: Tim Drake, Zachary Zatara
Rating: G
Warnings: SCHMOOOOOOOOOOOP
Word Count: 1, 740
Author's Notes: For dinahqueen's birthday because she is lovely and spoils with lots of awesome Zat/Tim. She requested a schmoopy, snarky domestic scene and this is the result.

( Zach shoots Tim a betrayed look, as if the pun has visibly injured him )

JESSSSIIIE.

Happy Birthday.

No shiny font and sparkly things for you because I fail so bad at html I am even incapable of even googling codes to copy-paste.

There is porn on the way when I get my ass in gear.

♥

I am fairly confident that it is lyanth's birthday today. So happy birthday Lya! I hope you have a lovely day and get lots of shiny things.

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